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Which condition? They’re starting to crowd each other out at this point.

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I think she means Cryptopictocerebritis. Sorry. There's no known cure.

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😢

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

I think there’s a DSM-5 diagnosis for your condition.

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Do you mean 📕5️⃣❓😜

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Jul 23Liked by Adam Nathan

Yes, with emphasis on 😜😜😜😜

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

Help, I need a 📓 of emojis and a copy of the 📖of Genesis to keep up with you and Chloe. I’ve only graduated from a flip phone ( yes, the ‘beam me up Scotty’ kind) with no texting, only a couple of years ago. I deserve a break .

Where ever did you come up with this crazy brilliant idea ? And a nice breezy respite , after Moby.

I have an💡🤔💡!!!!!

The first 🌎 Substackian 🎤🧩🎲 game show!

🤹‍♂️ 🫵 are the host of course. Inventing the challenge🧩.

🏆🥇receives accolades and notoriety. Degree of difficulty builds at your discretion. 🏆🥇 holds the top spot until the emoji puzzle cannot be solved 😩🧐. Something like that…

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It’s not just readers that needed a break after Moby.

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

I meant you needing the respite. Me, I want Moby the motion picture . The story will stay with me long time.

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Thank you, Lor. ❤️

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August btw is going to be really strange. Just forming in my head now.

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🤓 Umm, what did he say?

😏 🗣️

🤓 Ohhhhh!!! Cool, I'll play!

...

🤓 Where's the emoji for circumcision?

😏 🙈

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✂️🩸⭕️😳

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You've learned the language well. ❤️‍🩹

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

Ouch😓 ,🤕 ( except the bandage is elsewhere)

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Insane but I love it!

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I should be done with the entire Bible in 2043.

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

This was fantastic! So many lol parts in there for me.

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Thanks, Rae. Which one was your favorite?

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Aug 16Liked by Adam Nathan

I came looking for the end of Moby but I just saw this reply! The whole mechanics of it was randomly surprising, but if I had to pick, I think the list of knowledge and then all the “naughty” things (and Adam and Eve’s talking about or opinion of it) was pretty funny. 🎓 🗝️ + 🍺 🚬 🍄 🤪

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You devil. 😈

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Aug 21Liked by Adam Nathan

🍺🚬🍄🤪>😭🙏🏼⛪️>😇

😆

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

This is insane. I love it.

Ok, here goes:

👨‍👦🧥🌈💤🔮👑🌾

🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽👬😠😡🧥🌈👑🌾🚫

🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽👬😡🕳️🧥💸

🧥🔗🐫➡️🇪🇬

🧥🏡👍📈🙏😠🚫👩

🚔🔒🙏⭐📈

🔮🛏️🍷🥖😊🙏

👑🐄🌾🐄🌾🐄🌾🐄🌾🐄🌾🐄🌾🐄🌾🌟➡️😰😰😰😰😰😰😰🚫🍽️

📈👑👍🇪🇬

🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽🧑🏽👬🤤🌾➡️🇪🇬🧥😲😊💕

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Jul 21·edited Jul 21Author

Ok, that was a really hard one. This is not 🐟 and 🥖 material. Major points for 🕳️ and 📈. And 💤🔮, too.

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

Thank you. This must be what the 1st century scholars of Alexandria felt like when they first translated the Hebrew Bible…

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Jul 21·edited Jul 21Author

📚🔥🇪🇬

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Jul 21Liked by Adam Nathan

I don’t know what it means, but I’m liking line 9❣️

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^..^

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This is so fun and so fucking bizarre. My head hurts trying to interpret what the purple heart means vs. the red heart when I get emojied so this was some advanced level cryptography but well worth the ride. I might have struggled a wee bit more than most who actually grew up reading the bible.

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Talk about a post that needed footnotes.

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If only we knew someone who could create those with reckless abandon…

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❤️🤷🏼‍♀️👏🌅🙋🏼‍♀️💕

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Of course, you did. 😀 (I thought you might.)

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Amazing!

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I'm telling you: there are a LOT of emojis out there. Here's an amazing fact I learned a few days ago: a guy wrote an ENTIRE book in French without using the letter e. You read that correctly. Somewhere I read recently that constraints support creativity. it was fun tackling this one.

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