Story #6 – The Emoji Bible: Book of Genesis – July, 2024
The Bible as you have never read it! The 100 Stories translation!
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🎇 : 📖 1️⃣ – 🎶 1️⃣ ➡️ ️📖 2️⃣ –🎶 3️⃣
1️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛠️ 🌌 + 💡 ✂️ 🌑
2️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛠️ 🌍 + 🌊 ✂️ ☁️
3️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛠️ 🌱 🌳 🌷 🌻 🍇 🍓
4️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛠️ 🌞 + 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑 + 🌠
5️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛠️ 🐟 🐋 🐚 🐠 🦀 🦑 + 👴🏾 🛠️ 🦅 🦉 🦚 🕊️
6️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛠️ 🐑 🐂 🐮 🐷 🐐
👴🏾 🛠️ 🪞 🛠️ 👨🏾 + 👴🏾 🛠️ 👨🏾 🦴 ➡️ 👩🏾 *
7️⃣ : 👴🏾 🛌 💤
🌎 🙏
* 🤦♀️ 🗯️ : 👩 👩🏻 👩🏼 👩🏽 👩🏾 👩🏿
🤦♀️ 🗯️ : 👩⚕️ 👷🏻♀️ 👩🏼🎨 👩🏽🔧 👩🏾🔬 👩🏿🚀
🎇 : 📖 2️⃣ – 🎶 8️⃣ ➡️ ️📖 3️⃣ –🎶 2️⃣ 4️⃣
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🌈 🏞️ 😇
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🌴 🎄 ☘️ 🌾 🌹 🍃
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🍒 🍑 🍏🍌 🍋 🍐
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🐝 🐞 🦋 🐣 🦢 🕊️
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🌳 🍎
🔹
👴🏾 💬 : ⛔️ 🍽️ 🌳 🍎
👴🏾 💬 : 😤
👴🏾 💬 : ☠️
👴🏾 🤝 👨 👍
👴🏾 🤝 👩 👍
👴🏾 💬 : 👨 👩 ❤️ ♾️
🔹
🌞 🌒 🌞 🌔 🌞 🌖 🌞 🌒 🌞 🌔 🌞 🌖 🌞
👨 💬 : ❤️ 👩 ♾️
👩 💬 : ❤️ 👨 ♾️
🙈 🙉 🙊
🔹
🐉 💬 : 👋
🐉 💬 : 🤫
🐉 💬 : 🍽️ 🌳 🍎 = 🎓 🗝️ + 🍺 🚬 🍄 🤪
👨 : 🤔
👩 : 🤔
🔹
👩 💬 : 🌳 🍎 👨❓= 🎓 🗝️
👨 💬 : 🌳 🍎 👩❓= 🍺 🚬 🍄 🤪
🐉 💬 : 👍
👨 🤫 💬 : 👩
👩 🤫 💬 : 👨
👨 🍽️ 🌳 🍎
👩 🍽️ 🌳 🍎
🧨 💥
👨 👩 ➡️ 🎓 🗝️ + 🍺 🚬 🍄 🤪
👩 🪞 👙❗
👨 👩 👙❗❗❗
👨 😳 👩 😳
🐉 🤣
🔹
👴🏾 😡
👴🏾 🗯️ : ⛔️ 🍽️ 🌳 🍎
👴🏾 🗯️ : 😤
👴🏾 🗯️ : ☠️
👨 😠 👉 👩
👨 👈 😠 👩
👴🏾 🗯️ : 😡 ♾️
👴🏾 🗯️ : 🏃♂️ 🏃♀️🚧 🏞️ ♾️
🔹
👨 💬 : 😱
👩 💬 : 😱
🤰 🛠️ : 👶 🍼 😭 *
🐉 🤣
👴🏾 😡
*
👩😤 🗯️ : 👉👨
👨🤷 🗯️ : ☝️👴🏾
🎇 : 📖 6️⃣ – 🎶 1️⃣ 3️⃣ ➡️ ️🎶 2️⃣ 2️⃣
👴🏾 🤬 : 🌎 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 ➡️ 🗑️
👴🏾 💡 : 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
👴🏾 🔎 + 👏 : 👨🏽 👩🏽 👦🏽 👧🏽 🕍*
👴🏾 💬 : 👨🏽 🛠️ 🛳️
👨🏽 🛠️ 🛳️
🛳️ 🏃🏾♂️ 🏃🏾♂️ 🏃🏻♀️ 🏃🏻♀️👩🏽 👨🏽 👦🏽 👧🏽
🛳️ ⬅️ 🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅 ⬅️ 🚜 👨🏽
👴🏾 🛠️ : ⛈️⛈️⚡⛈️⛈️⚡⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️ X 4️⃣
👴🏾 😆 : 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🌎 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 ➡️ ⚰️
👴🏾 😤
👴🏾 😔
👴🏾 😭
👴🏾 💡 : 🕊️
👨🏽 👁️ : 🕊️
👴🏾 🛠️ : 🌊 ➡️ 🏜️ 🌵 ➡️ 🏞️ 😇
🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅 ⬅️ 🚜 👨🏽 🛳️ **
👴🏾 ❤️ 👩🏽 ❤️ 👨🏽 ❤️ 👦🏽 ❤️ 👧🏽
🌈
*
🤦♀️ 🗯️ : 🕌 ⛪️ 🛕 ⛩️ ☯️ 〇
**
🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅🐄🐄🐑🐑🐐🐐🐖🐖🐓🐓🦆🦆🦢🦢🦅🦅
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🎇 : 📖 6️⃣ – 🎶 1️⃣ 3️⃣ ➡️ ️🎶 2️⃣ 2️⃣
(🆕 for Slightly Newer Testament)
Which condition? They’re starting to crowd each other out at this point.
I think there’s a DSM-5 diagnosis for your condition.