Besieged by gnats, I fight like a boxer to keep branches off of my face. Barbie gets a blister pillow. The Pope signs an autograph. I find myself wearing a fake beard. Yay! Day 3!
I backtracked a chapter to catch me up, and I'm glad I did!
"Imagine a day where nothing unusual happens, not a single thing, but for some reason you have decided to wear a fake beard or, God help me, women’s underwear."
We all have them, lines we think are so great or hilarious and nobody says anything about them - let's pretend there are just too many of them to comment on all of them. ;)
And, no matter how funny the next thing you write is, I have a certain French woman I'm engaging with at the moment and need to get back to her. She's in a foul mood today, and we're all walking on tenterhooks here.
I backtracked a chapter to catch me up, and I'm glad I did!
"Imagine a day where nothing unusual happens, not a single thing, but for some reason you have decided to wear a fake beard or, God help me, women’s underwear."
I can imagine such a day... 🤣
Thank God someone has finally appreciated that line. I can take this miserable thing off and change into something more comfortable now.
We all have them, lines we think are so great or hilarious and nobody says anything about them - let's pretend there are just too many of them to comment on all of them. ;)
Pretend????!!!!!!!!
And, no matter how funny the next thing you write is, I have a certain French woman I'm engaging with at the moment and need to get back to her. She's in a foul mood today, and we're all walking on tenterhooks here.