We Are in Italy (But We Are Not at the Big Wedding)

There's also the fact that we weren't invited. There's also the fact that we wouldn't go. There's also the fact that we definitely would have.

Trigger Alert: this is travel porn on airline miles disguised as travel porn.

Melanie and I are in Tuscany. That’s Italy if you don’t get out much. Italia, of course, if you do.

If I look out from my Room with a View, I can see Melanie floating in an aquamarine pool. Your correspondent writes to you from an obscenely beautiful, recently renovated castle i…