Maple Drive: First Kisses

Part 6 of 9. How I fell in love with my wife 33 years ago. The story of the the nurse who married the waiter and the waiter who married the nurse. The happiest two months of my life.

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There are about a million possible things that can go wrong in a first kiss.

There may be more for you personally, but I have been taking my own inventory and one million and five looks like my magic number.

There are, of course, big things that can go horribly wrong: red starburst, dirt showering land mines exploding beneath you, things that get you running for the door seconds in, but most of the things that go wrong are tiny, teeny-weeny, teensy little things that barely register. They’re just soft blips over the vast minefield of our thoughts, blinking as harmlessly as fireflies.

But if you had to watch all the first kisses of your entire life replayed on videotape then you’d really start to notice the problems piling up. Maybe you have a better reel than I do, but without the soft head rush of a good kiss to mask the problems, the issues really start to jump out at you, and if you had the misfortune of watching your fir…