I'm Going to Buy You a Hat

I am chased from an Irish pub by a barman with tears in his eyes and a burly-man accent.

I took the

Tom Fish

“Speedy Boarding Questionnaire” for die-hard travelers. Here’s question numéro quatro. (My full questionnaire responses linked at bottom. My first response after the link is a major downer, but after that you’re home free.)

Tom’s question for my response below:

“Great news! I'm going to buy you a hat. The catch is that you have…