Chapter 21: Hate, Hate, Hate

Wherein our protagonist meets Antonio Banderas, Jim Morrison, Z.Z. Top, and Oliver Stone.

Even before I see the auberge, I hear loud rock and roll carrying towards me. Old school rock and roll. L.A. Woman is blasting out from behind its closed iron gates. When I walk up to the gate, I see a girl dancing by herself in the courtyard. She’s doing one of those sea amoebae, Grateful Dead dances. This is not Camino normal, by the way. Not the musi…